Wednesday, June 22, 2005


  1. SUV size to job tasks ratio
  2. Full professional sports regalia worn outside the context of pajamas in public by males over the age of twelve
  3. Stop sign-Yield Sign-Merge Sign Inflation/confusion
  4. RAP
  5. All You Can Eat Buffets
  6. Answering Machine messages that last longer than the director's cut of Heaven's Gate
  7. Rebates
  8. Non-apologetic apologies
  9. Tattoos implying "I'm a hard-ass not to be messed with" worn by actuaries afraid to talk back to their wives
  10. Cell phone etiquette


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